LIVE SAVING PRODUCT!!!
This is the best belt I've ever owned! If you're like me, you know that guys don't buy clothing or accessories until our wives hound us to get rid of our favorite shirt. (you know, the faded black t-shirt, that used to be black but is now more of a dark gray, where the collar is just barely hanging on, and there's a hole in the armpit...yeah, that one!)
Anyway, I've got a lot of those shirts, and pants. And many of those pants have been with me through thick and thin (as in when I was thick, and thin). Needless to say, a belt is usually necessary for those pants that might be a 36" in the winter, and maybe a 34 3/4" in the heat of summer.
That's where this belt comes in...It's adjustable! And with just the right amount of flex, it moves with your dad bod so you don't feel like your belly button is being assaulted every time you sit down.
Even better than that...it's got a magnetic closure. And that makes it easy like those velcro shoes you had in kindergarten.
Now let me tell you...this is the answer to all of our prayers guys. You know when you're watching the football game, it's late in the 4th quarter, your team is down by 3 but they're driving. You're already 6 beers in and they're knocking at your bladder but you can't peel yourself away from the TV cuz you don't wanna miss the scoring play...
Well...when your team finally fumbles in the redzone and you throw your arms in the air in disgust, you remember that your eyeballs are floating...so as you make your mad…